well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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