physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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