Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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