Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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