how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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