She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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