You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
