You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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