I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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