Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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