I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That accounts for only three of the penises
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
