I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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