I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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