bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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