We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The power of my boobs compel you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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