Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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