the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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