we're blogging at a bar
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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