so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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