I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just had sex on a roof
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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