this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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