so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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