Dual....:-)
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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