The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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