in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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