covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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