Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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