I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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