let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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