He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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