she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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