So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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