brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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