The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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