Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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