Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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