pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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