what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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