Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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