I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
