ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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