i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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