He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my shit smells like andre
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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