fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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