Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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