My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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