Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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