Is it because I queefed?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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