Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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