pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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