With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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